Stig Outed ... What Next ?

All-Star Posts : 941 Join date : 2010-08-17

One of the great mysteries of our time is now no more as The Stig effectively outed himself with his pending autobiography to be published by Harper Collins. Bob Collins, a former Formula 3 racing driver, has revealed himself as the man behind the mask in the popular BBC telivision programme Top Gear.

Jesus, what next ?

Will Santa Claus come clean about his identity while confessing about the working conditions of his helpers in his sweat shop at the North Pole ?

Or worse still, will Fone emerge from his hiding place in Conleth's Park to give an interview to Kildare.tv on Geezer's training methods and tactics and how they can best be adapted for club football ?

All-Star Posts : 3060 Join date : 2010-01-31

That's the last time you'll see him in the white suit, Perry McCarthy was the first Stig but let his identity get out and was got rid of pronto. Expect a New Stig in red or blue for the next series.

fone will never reveal himself at training, to much of a professional to do that.

All-Star Posts : 1672 Join date : 2010-02-03

who cares...whats the big deal on this!!

Subject: Re: Stig Outed ... What Next ? Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:08 pm

He is Jessica Alba and Pamela Anderson for petrolheads.

They gather in darkened rooms salivating over The Stigs big helmet.

All-Star Posts : 641 Join date : 2010-01-31

Bit disappointing he was revealed as a nobody all the same...

Subject: Re: Stig Outed ... What Next ? Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:18 am

JME wrote:: That's the last time you'll see him in the white suit, Perry McCarthy was the first Stig but let his identity get out and was got rid of pronto. Expect a New Stig in red or blue for the next series.

fone will never reveal himself at training, to much of a professional to do that.

i was found out from person from old forum